You know you have the perfect wife and the best mother for your children when she wakes up in the morning and says, “I need to go to the range today.” I thought, it’s mothers day weekend, sure you don’t want to do something different, and expressed this to her. “Nope,” she says, “I want to go to the range.”
I am thinking, man it just doesn’t get any better than this. Until she shoots her first target:
Then turns and looks at me and says, “Don’t forget who wears the pants in this family.”
No, I did not wet my pants; ok, well maybe I did just a little.